I have an idea for a better remake of Red Snow, but I don't know if people find it valid 2025-02-12 08:41:27 (edited 2025-02-12 08:47:00)
So, my inner thoughts were asking me all that goddamn time why I could finally admit my idea about a better remake for LittleCuteCorpse's Pretty Blood: Red Snow miniseries, because... Well, You know, not everyone finds it perfect at all. I mean, I'm not saying I don't see it as perfect at all! I find Pretty Blood amazing as fuck, because of the cute characters, the Animesque art style, and the whole creepily gory story about a completely fucking blood-thirsty serial-killing monster who loves torturing people in cold blood while trying to maintain the public image of an innocent being as a façade to lure her imminent victims into her sadistic shit. The biggest lesson I learned from the series is that some people can also be complete monsters who try to act innocently to get away with their heinous crimes. There is a fuckton of examples that I couldn't even count, but Let's not forget about the trope being invoked by some motherfuckers on Twitter (I'm not calling it X at all) who try to downplay or even deny shitty-ass crimes against any fucking kind by anyone whom They admire (like Bashar al-Assad, Vladimir Putin, Xi Jinping, Ali Khamenei, Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler, Pol Pot...etc) while accusing Benjamin Netanyahu, the prime minister of Israel of doing the same, fucking, thing to the Palestinians. I do hate that guy too because He's a fucking jerk lmao. Jake Shields, Jackson Hinkle, Lucas Gage, Dr. Loupis, Maram Susli, Alex Jones, Candance Owens, and more are the perfect examples of these conspiracy theory-spreading assholes on the app whose iconic bird logo was murdered by the letter X. Fuck yourself for making this happen, Elon Musk, or more like Elongated Muskrat! Anyway, back to my idea: While I enjoy the show in general for some reasons, I believe some things are missing in the show that the remake has to add, to make it more entertaining to the viewers and feel more alive than I ever expected. The voice-acting (with some Large Ham moments and a very accurate lip sync), some pieces of black comedy because I love being a fucking edge lord, and giving more personalities to the characters themselves will be the best examples of the ways to make a great remake, not to forget giving it some nostalgic vibes inspired by Flash contents from Newgrounds uploaded either in the 2000s or the early-2010s, and being uploaded as SWF with a video version and a preloader with a warning sign. As someone who uses Macromedia Flash 8 for drawing and animating, I don't know if I truly deserve the number of rewards I got for the hard work, which doesn't seem enough to me, but trust me, I tried my best doing things like Ruffy the Shelline (A potential new mascot for Ruffle), Chestoria (Chester (Bunnicula) X Victoria (Zip Zip)), Red Snow: Altered (A Pretty Blood fanfiction), Puppylove: The (ACTUAL) Sequel (A LoliRock parody animation), Canal S (A night-time programming block for Canal J) and an idea to redesign the classic layout for Newgrounds...etc and made sure that They're perfect as well, even for the society's standards nowadays. Conclusion? Nothing awesome happened to me, It's like I'm some fucking Butt-Monkey in a zany cartoon. I wasn't even rewarded, and nobody gave me money. Two people wanted to adapt my fanfic into a comic because They admired it, and at first glance, I was so happy to hear about it, but when I realized that I had to pay money for it, I went full Boo-Womp. Alright, if You aren't aware of the miniseries, well... Here's a link to the Pretty Blood Wiki page:
https://pretty-blood-series.fandom.com/wiki/Red_Snow
Here are the designs of the Red Snow characters in my art style:

I recently drew the background of a snow cabin as well:

Pretty scary, right? Well, so is the web animation itself. I rarely drew gore, but It's because sometimes, my family doesn't like things like that because They assume They'll turn me into a genocidal dictator or a fucking terrorist, but I don't believe in everything They say. They may not always be assholes towards me, but They're certainly strict on almost everything. I even remembered the times when my dad told me not to watch cartoons because I was too old for them, though It's not even possible at all. Take a look at South Park, Family Guy, Rick And Morty, Happy Tree Friends...etc, for example. Yes, They're cartoons, but do You realize They're made for adults, instead of children? If You're some dumbass boomer who believes in such bullshit (that cartoons are only meant for children), then let me tell you a little advice:
Educate Yourself, You dumb fuck! If You're 18 or older, Go watch some animated porn on E621 instead! If You're an underage brat, then why don't You ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM to the MOON MOON MOON!!! I'm only saying this because pornography is only for adults, nothing else.
Sorry for being a jerk, anyway. Don't forget to tell me your thoughts on my idea along with the others I mentioned.
Oh, I forgot to tell you one more thing:
I think It would be cool if the characters spoke in French. Well, because I love French dubs so much! My obsession with the French language is a very long story, related to French colonialism in my country, Algeria. Now, It's an independent republic! Have a nice day, y'all!


