If I've had a cent for every time I witnessed this sort of monologue live I'd have two cents. It goes with the striped outfits. Nice hits with the expressions. It just captures well what you could have seen live around the 2000s.

Oh noooooow. Tragedy:<

This is devastating news. I'm so sad to hear of this development.

Oh my god, that was hilarious! gotta hide that stuff better!

This is so sad... ALEXA PLAY DESPOCITO