Did you know that when you fight the people bringing food in restaurants, as one does, that they attack you in waves? Did you know that those waves all consist of people looking the same? And that they grow stronger by a linear factor each wave? If you went along the previous sentences while nodding your head and saying "Yup, yup, I've known this for years, actually" out loud irl, you are probably reading this from your mansion in your pool with your 23 girlfriends already. If you haven't, get ready to prepare the secret parathalamus part of your brain to get opened and enlightened to the truths of the modern dating world. Just. Be. Someone el- no wait, yourself, just be yourself!

Controls:

• Enter - Advance on win/losing screens
• A - Punch / Advance text
• Arrow keys - Move

Ludum Dare Compo Training (you can tell I need it)

Thanks a lot if you give it a try!