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Based on a Discord RP | 34 | Portal Ponies

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Based on a Discord RP | 34 | Portal Ponies

SPECIAL GUEST: @CacklingGrungilo


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In a world of darkness, where so many believe they can save themselves despite the lack of effort they’ve brought upon their own hooves, many are blammed, though some say not blammed enough. Our brave ponies set out on a journey to give feedback and help bring the very dream of giving Newgrounders the attention they desperately crave, yet pretend not to, acting as if they’re too cool to care. Still, they post not even 1/4 finished animation tests and expect to make a full living from Patreon, all while holding deep contempt for anyone who’s found even a little success. Their art goes unnoticed, and instead of improving, they lash out. But think about it, are you sure the people you call lazy aren’t putting in more effort than you? Luck plays a part, but sitting around bitter because others have succeeded while you haven’t won’t make our community stronger, nor will it make you better. If you want to be better than the people you so harshly look down on, then prove it.

Don’t sit there and complain, sulking in self-pity.


If seeing other people happy makes you angry, then maybe you should reevaluate yourself before you post.


For we are a community striving to make ourselves the the better version of yourself we can be, but to make the community good, each of us must be good. These heroes carry the weight of Equestria’s hope, journeying to restore the portal between worlds. But will they truly listen to the lessons their hearts scream? Will they stand frozen in fear, or take that first step toward the dreams that await beyond the shadows?


You don’t get to become a better pony if you don’t try. And if you’re not trying, you’ll never grow. You have to be willing to take those first steps toward the destiny you dream of. Some ponies keep trotting backward and wonder why they can’t move forward. But the truth is, you have far more control over your path than you realize. All you need to do is build the habits that match the kind of pony you want to be. Stop being the version of yourself you don’t believe in, and start becoming the pony Equestria knows you can be.


Our heroes may have multiple mental disabilities, especially Aalasteir, who is deeply disabled, but at least they are in the portal, "trying" to offer feedback and engage with the community.


A lot of phonies who claim to be passionate about Newgrounds don’t seem to care at all.

If you love Newgrounds so much, then why aren’t you a part of it? If it’s truly so great, why would you rather spend your time avoiding it?


This place would be so much better with more of you involved, and I mean that.

If you want this community to thrive, it can’t do that without you.


Newgrounders only care about 3 things;

Getting 5s.

Welfare.

And being molested by a dommy mommy futanari.


Intro Music by @Raylectro with edits by @NickSenny

Podcast Edited by @Aalasteir


Link your movie and get feedback | Portal Punks


@NattoSumi - Prof. Truehoof.


Personality: Knows how it is, extremely aggressively kind, and has a good heart, he’ll let you know that the first thing when you meet him. He goes by they/them pronouns and partially identifies as a hammer and sickle when feeling more comfortable, but never refer to him as “sigma / alpha,” as he finds those terms hierarchical and outdated. He’s working on creating Communism 2.0, which does not rely on any hierarchical structures. And slightly less genocidal, but not entirely, genocide may need to be re-redefined. He will often turn into a motivational speech mid-gallop and will correct your history facts whether you ask for it or not.


Favorite Activity: Hosting "No Hate Here" parades and turning villains into accidental friends with overwhelming niceness, and torture.


Motto: "If you’re wrong, I’ll hoof it into your brain, with love! Nazis don't get first chances."


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@NickSenny - Busy Biz.


Personality: Will restore Rome to its former glory using second hand market haggling.


Favorite Activity: Making money. More favourite activity is gawking at and stealing from barnless ponies. And selling their items for profit.


Motto: "Oh! Those are prescriptions?"


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@Aalasteir - The Bug Hotel.


Personality: Fabulous princess man with a chip on his shoulder along with bad social skills, things have to go his way, or you don’t get the hay. He has big ideas but doesn’t share them, is a Neutral Milk Hotel fan, yet isn’t willing to admit it, and is always trying to get validation from other ponies, doesn't know how to get it. And if he did get it he wouldn't know.


Favorite Activity: Discovering obscure bands in abandoned warehouses.


Motto: "You don't have to tell me twice! But during the stone age."


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@CacklingGrungilo - Gaming God.


Personality: A force of light, he explores the concepts of Pony psychology and philosophy through the medium of online gaming in various games such as Garry’s Mod and Rust. He is capable of creating a full, deep psychological profile of any player just from their actions, and knows far more then the other ponies realize. Due to the cognitive hazards involve, giving out his information he keeps the dark knowledge hidden. if people knew what he knows and didn't had the necessary gaming knowledge, they will risk their lives. He keeps darkness at bay; without his skills defending us from entities that cannot be described, we would be in grave danger.


Favorite Activity: Protecting the innocent.


Motto: "I have always believed in the goodness of everypony, yet when I witness how deep the darkness runs in some hearts, I am reminded of a painful truth: the hope of Equestria cannot rest on others alone. You, yes, you, can shine the light that this world so desperately needs, the light that will guide us through the shadows and remind us all what it truly means to be good."


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1:35 - Nice Weed: The Very Special Weed Special Cartoon Animation. by @EverythingByElias


9:01 - BFLD 4:Rope me Up! by @DynastyDSYT


11:30 - High Brandon by @BennyDoesfArt

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/1003540


14:19 - Equestria Girls: A Brony at Canterlot High - Episode 1 (IRL Human Meets EG) by @BrandontheBronyPony


- Psycho Essence


29:33 - robotnik V sandal by @yourpalmrface


30:12 - Fazbear Gyatt by @JoeJo22


32:49 - Two Times Animation Meme by @RotPurpleFlower


35:16 - Alien Toons S2: Ep2 By The Night by @oneeyeanimation


40:29 - LA SOCIEDAD DE LA ARENA/ DESASTRE A LA ORDEN by @Bolloelweon


43:35 - tell you what by @polyphonicinsect


47:19 - skeleton by @NotSLUSHEEE

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/1003530


48:22 - CHAMPAIN & VACAY / FREE PROJECT FILE by @luvmatsu

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/1003529


50:10 - WE NEED CONTENT - ||| EP26: DON'T CALL AT 3AM ||| by @Metallis


51:18 - Lumenvale: The Alley with No Name [PILOT] by @SinclairUkiri


57:20 - Starlight University by @MultiArtsYT


58:54 - Make a Calendar (Cartoon Network Games) by @OliviasMyChannel


1:01:49 - The Monster in my head (episode 3) by @DanteIsDevious


1:03:05 - The Future of Cinema by @BenedictTerry


1:07:32 - XODUS XPANDER by @Scareev


1:08:21 - Joke door by @JOHNFLIMS


1:09:34 - Lolly the Unicorn (No sound) by @BRIGHTSKIP


1:15:25 - Panda) by @lomkadeda


1:16:31 - important message by @Pixlaid


1:18:44 - 50 kills idubbbs with a folding chair by @Wellness-Check


1:20:30 - A few words of gratitude from our pal Pandy! by @GabsOfficial


1:24:19 - The Scary Witch Decoration by @GProductions96


1:27:39 - Madness combat: Auditor vs Jebus by @Announer


1:29:48 - Hedgehog stew animation meme by @Moondaeagle


1:31:16 - Luigis mansion: Medical Bay by @SlyRacc07

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Dream Green Machine Mean Bean Team

Ha
did you make pony OC's

i think there will be 2 economies with AI and the AI side probably will be more lucrative and will have animators correct the AI

but there will be a split ... however i believe you might be mostly right with the content though it already is mostly new young animators learning

im not sure there will be a slowdown tho .. things will get more random and as things go on the problem of detecting AI will get almost impossible

Entertaining as usual !!
^^

Aalasteir responds:

Thank you! We're hoping for the better!

Always stay creative!

Wacky as usual

Aalasteir responds:

Thank you!

Mad

Edit: deez nuts

Aalasteir responds:

M - Magic
A - Adventure
D - ???

I couldn't figure out what the D would stand for, just something MLP related.
Yeah, imagine what I'm saying right now, is very funny.

on no, the portal punks brony edition

Aalasteir responds:

We just got 20% cooler.

Great… I got lost and stumbled into that horse realm again.

Aalasteir responds:

And we're never coming out, every episode is going to be pony themed.
Unless it isn't. We just have to find out next episode.

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