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THANKS FOR LISTENING!


Note: No clue what genre to use here. There's no Bedroom Pop, Emo, or folk-punk listed. W/e


I wrote & recorded this last afternoon. The plan was to finish a song in one sitting. I wanted to use as few chords/notes as possible.


Lyrics:

I got 99 problems and I'm a schizophrenic

Never try to solve them

Let em slowly set in

Till it's all I see

in every direction

The hazy air I breath; My skin in my reflection


Sink down in my lazy chair

Till all ambition is exhausted


A homeless mother on the J train

gave me some decent advice

"Don't let your doubt stand in the way of your life

How could the world know you exist if you're unwilling to share?

Why should they give a shit?

Why should any of us care?

If every thought is a secret hidden away inside a divergent safe and you purposefully lost the key"


"Will you fill my cup with some change?"

My jaded eyes just stare into space


I have no problems; I'm just a whiney dip-shit

Nothing to solve here

Just a tad over-dramatic

My messy head, tangled in disenchantment

Pack my bag and dip from my mind's entrapment


I don't wanna feel like a prick anymore


Recorded using my iphone15.

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99 problems but a bitch aint one?

DannyGoodShirt responds:

Yes by my favorite rapper willysmith

cheers from one whiny punk to another

DannyGoodShirt responds:

Cheers!

It's giving Beatles, it's giving crywank, it's giving ed shearing, it's give oasis. But most importantly it feels genuine and thats why this gets five stars.

DannyGoodShirt responds:

Thanks dawg, I haven’t made music like this in years. Lol also haven’t heard crywank in years.

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Faves:
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Downloads
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Votes
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Score
4.58 / 5.00

Uploaded
Dec 2, 2025
4:00 PM EST
Genre
Punk
File Info
Song
3.5 MB
2 min 21 sec

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