Looks like you should change your name to BrokenMixer
At 3/27/11 10:22 PM, sugarsimon wrote:
the brilliant songs who create a production for music
Wat
At 6/8/11 12:59 AM, Envy wrote: Looks like you should change your name to BrokenMixer
It's not broken anymore! It's actually finished. I'll have pics of it all shined and like new (except for the tape board of course) soon.
I promise...
At 6/8/11 01:36 AM, brokendeck wrote:At 6/8/11 12:59 AM, Envy wrote: Looks like you should change your name to BrokenMixerIt's not broken anymore! It's actually finished. I'll have pics of it all shined and like new (except for the tape board of course) soon.
I promise...
buzz killington
At 3/27/11 10:22 PM, sugarsimon wrote:
the brilliant songs who create a production for music
Wat
HOW TO COUNTERACT 0 BOMBERS, THE BOSS WAY.
0 Bombers get you down? Is that song of yours getting a low score because some newfag is spamming the 0 button every day? No need to fear! With this handy tutorial, you'll never have to worry about that dick muncher 0 bomber ever again!
Step 1: Go to your song.
Step 2: Move your cursor over that black guy face with the "5" next to it.
Step 3: Slightly force your fingers down on the left mouse button.
Step 4: Watch in passionate orgasm joy as your score goes up!
Step 5: Now it's time to get back at that 0 bombing ass rapist.
Step 6: Acquire Magnets.
Step 7: Hack into the NG database and find out the IP address of the 0 bomber on your song.
*Use magnets to hack database*
Step 8: Use the IP address to track where the 0 bomber lives.
Step 9: Go to where the 0 bomber lives.
Step 10: Spend years studying his life, figuring out where he was born.
Step 11: Acquire magnets. Again.
Step 12: Acquire time machine. *use magnets to acquire time machine*
Step 13: Go back in time to where the 0 bomber was born.
Step 14: Go into surgery room before 0 bomber is born.
Step 15: Gut the mother like a fish. *use magnets to gut mother*.
Step 16: Return to present.
Step 17: Watch as your score goes up by INFINITE because the 0 bomber NEVER EXISTED.
Step 18: Watch as your song becomes the most popular song ever created on Newgrounds.
Step 19: Charge 1 dollar per listen.
Step 20: INFINITE PROFIT.
Step 21: INFINITE WINNING.
I am a fucking GENIUS.
At 6/8/11 02:27 AM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote: OOOOOOOOOORRRRGGGGLLLLLLEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
I am a fucking GENIUS.
YOU my good man, have a lot of fucking time on your hands...
just saying...
At 6/8/11 02:57 AM, brokendeck wrote:At 6/8/11 02:27 AM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote: OOOOOOOOOORRRRGGGGLLLLLLEEEEEE!!!!!!!!I am a fucking GENIUS.YOU my good man, have a lot of fucking time on your hands...
just saying...
Lol that took me like... 2 minutes to make. And its 1AM in the morning. I CANT SLEEP.
At 6/8/11 03:17 AM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote:
Lol that took me like... 2 minutes to make. And its 1AM in the morning. I CANT SLEEP.
It's 9am and I'm at school already. lolz
lel
At 6/8/11 04:39 AM, Sequenced wrote: It's 9am and I'm at school already. lolz
Haha you have school during the summer.
At 6/8/11 02:27 AM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote: HOW TO COUNTERACT 0 BOMBERS, THE BOSS WAY.
Why didn't I think of this?
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At 6/8/11 02:27 AM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote: *use magnets to acquire time machine*
That was the funny part
At 6/8/11 02:27 AM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote: HOW TO COUNTERACT 0 BOMBERS, THE BOSS WAY.
I don't get step 10.
If you can hack databases so easily using magnets, why don't you just hack a database with the zerobomber's personal information. Then you know where he/she was born while you don't have to spend years on studying his life.
And even if you can't find a database with that information, you could just walk up to him/her and ask him/her where he/she was born. That doesn't take years.
In fact, i think i'm going to make my own system.
HOW TO COUNTERACT 0 BOMBERS, THE FAIRSQUARE WAY.
1: Acquire hollow garden gnomes.
2: Make jelly. Lots of jelly.
3: Make a hole in every gnome and fill them with (liquid) jelly.
4: Wait 'till the jelly is cold and not liquid anymore.
5: Gently smash all gnomes to pieces and laugh hysterically as you see the jelly gnomes.
6: Use magnets to make the jelly gnomes come alive.
7: Instruct your jelly gnomes to make lots of accounts and vote 5 on your song
8: Sit back and watch your score rise (optional: eat something while doing this)
9: ???
10: Profit!!!
HOW TO COUNTERACT 0 BOMBERS, THE SBB WAY.
1. Vote 0 on every song that is not your own. Every day.
At 6/8/11 05:56 AM, SBB wrote: HOW TO COUNTERACT 0 BOMBERS, THE SBB WAY.
1. Vote 0 on every song that is not your own. Every day.
But, wouldnt that make you a zerobomber?
At 6/8/11 06:50 AM, YouriX wrote:At 6/8/11 05:56 AM, SBB wrote: HOW TO COUNTERACT 0 BOMBERS, THE SBB WAY.But, wouldnt that make you a zerobomber?
1. Vote 0 on every song that is not your own. Every day.
Hes one of THEM!!!
At 6/8/11 09:39 AM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote: Hes one of THEM!!!
LET'S GET HIM.
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Holy gawd. I basically forgot about you guys for like a month. So out of touch.
I blame WoW
At 6/8/11 09:41 AM, Supersteph54 wrote:At 6/8/11 09:39 AM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote: Hes one of THEM!!!LET'S GET HIM.
WAIT GUIZZZ. WAIT.
Logical
Dammit, stop playing WoW, your penis will, like, shrink 10 inches, when you reach the level cap
At 6/8/11 06:50 AM, YouriX wrote:At 6/8/11 05:56 AM, SBB wrote: HOW TO COUNTERACT 0 BOMBERS, THE SBB WAY.But, wouldnt that make you a zerobomber?
1. Vote 0 on every song that is not your own. Every day.
No it would not.
At 6/8/11 11:35 AM, LaForge wrote:At 6/8/11 04:39 AM, Sequenced wrote: It's 9am and I'm at school already. lolzI'm so glad I go to night school. Gives you the option of staying up all night and sleeping when the sun comes up.
I actually prefer lessons in the morning. Waking up in the morning after a good night sleeps is amazzzing...
lel
At 6/8/11 12:59 PM, Sequenced wrote: I actually prefer lessons in the morning. Waking up in the morning after a good night sleeps is amazzzing...
Why would you want to waste a perfectly good sleep on school? That is illogical captain O.o
Why do people who find out you make music always say, "Yo, I heard you make BEATS."
It irritates me.
At 6/8/11 04:06 PM, AMP wrote: Why do people who find out you make music always say, "Yo, I heard you make BEATS."
It irritates me.
It's logical.
They are tone-deaf and all they can hear and understand is the rhythmical element (drums, mainly kick drum, they feel it in the vibrations of the floor).
Some of them like to talk over other's people's music and they think this could be rap.
At 6/8/11 10:09 AM, SBB wrote:At 6/8/11 06:50 AM, YouriX wrote:No it would not.At 6/8/11 05:56 AM, SBB wrote: HOW TO COUNTERACT 0 BOMBERS, THE SBB WAY.But, wouldnt that make you a zerobomber?
1. Vote 0 on every song that is not your own. Every day.
It's justified.
The Main Thing is to keep the Main, Thing the Main Thing.
Latest Song: Retraktion [House/Electro] / Latest Mix: Voltaicly Uncondensed
At 6/8/11 04:06 PM, AMP wrote: Why do people who find out you make music always say, "Yo, I heard you make BEATS."
It irritates me.
Here's what happens with me, all the time:
"What do you do for fun?"
"I make music."
"Oh, you play an instrument?"
"Yeah, the piano, but I make music on the computer."
"Ah, Virtual DJ."
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At 6/8/11 06:24 PM, Supersteph54 wrote:At 6/8/11 04:06 PM, AMP wrote: Why do people who find out you make music always say, "Yo, I heard you make BEATS."Here's what happens with me, all the time:
It irritates me.
"What do you do for fun?"
"I make music."
"Oh, you play an instrument?"
"Yeah, the piano, but I make music on the computer."
"Ah, Virtual DJ."
OH LORDY, you should hear the arrogance that constantly spews from the zitty mouth of this one kid at my school... he plays percussion. Because he plays percussion, he thinks he knows EVERYTHING about music and what GOOD music is. So err, this is how our conversations go:
Douglas: "So you make music with Garageband eh?"
Fat: "Yeah"
Douglas: "When are you going to learn how to make good music?"
Fat: "Well I do I guess, or at least people say I do"
Douglas: "Huh? You make it on your computer right?"
Fat: "...Yeah"
Douglas: "So how the hell can you say a whole bunch of electronic mumbo jumbo is true music? IT takes no talent whatsoever to sit down and drag notes around that sound cool. A monkey could do that"
Fat: "LOL, YOU HIT A STICK AGAINST A SERIES OF METAL POLES AND YOU CALL THAT MUSIC"
Douglas: "Yes, because it takes talent"
Now, at first I thought he was just trolling me so I joked around with him about it for the remainder of the year. However, I realized he TRULY thought it took NO talent ot be a DJ or create music on the computer, because he is so obsessed with how things were in the "good ole days" with BACH and MOZART and BLA BLA BLA.
Oh lordy lucifer that kid cracks me up.
Sounds more like he fills you with obsessive anger
quick question
what would you do during a week in and around NYC in the summer? any of you guys live there perhaps?
At 6/8/11 06:42 PM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote: he is so obsessed with how things were in the "good ole days" with BACH and MOZART and BLA BLA BLA.
man it takes no talent whatsoever to draw mumbo jumbo dots on a note sheet
At 6/8/11 06:53 PM, SBB wrote:At 6/8/11 06:42 PM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote: he is so obsessed with how things were in the "good ole days" with BACH and MOZART and BLA BLA BLA.man it takes no talent whatsoever to draw mumbo jumbo dots on a note sheet
Notation? I don't even know how to do THAT! :O
lolololololtrollololololol
At 6/8/11 06:51 PM, jarrydn wrote: Sounds more like he fills you with obsessive anger
lol'd
The way I see it though, if you factor in all the stuff people make and release cause they just discovered a cracked version of FL (e.g. 90% of commercial synth pop) then it really doesn't take much talent, on average, to make electronic music.
p.s. i am gay
