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Slice and shoot your way through your first (and only) day of employment at the A.A.H.W.

• PRESS SPACE AND C AT THE SAME TIME TO DIVE!!! You are invulnerable to bullets while you dive, and you'll even get a tac bar bonus for dodging bullets
• Scroll to switch through weapons in your inventory, or use keys 1, 2, 3. You can hold 2 weapons max
• If you're having trouble with the web page scrolling when you try to switch weapons, toggle fullscreen in the options
• Press Escape or Q to pause the game and access settings
• Press V to pistol whip when you have a gun equipped. I forgot to include in game instructions for it.
• Press X to drop your currently held item.
• Most controls are explained in-game.

Patched Oct 1:

• Added restart game button
• Added official speedrun timer. it even pauses during loading screens!

Patched Sept 24:

• Fixed a bug where enemies would spin at low framerate

Patched Sept 23, 12:16 AM PST:

Bug Fixes

• The music will no longer break if you get into an intense battle before the song intro finishes
• Enemies will no longer grab weapons out of your hand
• Eating a hotdog while under the effects of one wouldn't reset the buff duration

Changes

Hotdogs

• Replenish 20% tac bar
• Speed bonus +1 -> +2
• Damage reduction 20% -> 40%
• DOUBLE the attack speed of your fists

Weapon Switching

• you can now use number 1-3 on the keyboard to switch weapons

Tac Bar

• Losing your tac bar now makes you invulnerable for 0.1 seconds
• This now means shotgunners won't 1shot you as long as you have any tac bar

Blood sprites taken from awez

sound effects generously donated (stolen) from Madness: Project Nexus Classic

Thumbnail and some in-game posters made by Copperhead5858

Characters rigged by Haggets

Music by CupOfLemonade.

Special thanks to uhhh