Have you ever been screwed over by your Healthcare Insurance? Well, so has Mario, the completely fictional 27 year old you play as in this very game! You hear that? He's 27, NOT 26! And now... it's time for you to get revenge: ASSASSIN STYLE!

NOTE: Nothing in this game is based on real events at all. Not even a little bit. No siree. Mario and the CEO are completely fictional characters, and this game probably doesn't even take place at around 6:44 AM on December 4th, 2024. Nope!