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Response to: A Haiku a Day Posted January 18th, 2026 in Writing

At 1/18/26 04:53 PM, Pulpatious wrote:The finish line nears /
success is mine, then I trip /
Should have tied my shoes


I hope that was not

A true story! Though life's full

Of knots, is it not?

Response to: Top entries from 01/17/2026! Posted January 18th, 2026 in P-bot's Postings

A good day indeed! Congrats to the winners!

Response to: Top entries from 01/16/2026! Posted January 17th, 2026 in P-bot's Postings

Congrats to the winners!

Response to: A Haiku a Day Posted January 17th, 2026 in Writing

Cruising on blue skin...

But it's liquid, not bruising

And the boat is huge


*sipping some raspberry Latitude 65*
Response to: A Haiku a Day Posted January 16th, 2026 in Writing

At 1/16/26 06:00 AM, art-dude wrote:
At 1/16/26 05:36 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:
At 1/15/26 06:57 PM, art-dude wrote:
At 1/15/26 05:17 PM, Pulpatious wrote:I’ve never shared any of my writing before, so sorry if it’s dookie

The Sun’s gentle dance /
ballet of soft light on leaves /
Komorebi, peace

”sluuuurp”

That's the prettiest
haiku I have ever read
in quite a long time

Word! You can write!
You inspire and delight!
Pulpatious! Aye.

Don't forget that a
haiku is five, seven, and
then five syllables.


Word up! You can write!

You can inspire and delight!

Pulpatious! The scribe.


Counted syllables...
Adjusted words rigorously...
Somehow... still messed up!!!


My bad art-dude!
Response to: Top entries from 01/14/2026! Posted January 16th, 2026 in P-bot's Postings

Congrats to the winners!

Response to: Top entries from 01/15/2026! Posted January 16th, 2026 in P-bot's Postings

Good stuff today!


Congrats to the winners!

Response to: A Haiku a Day Posted January 16th, 2026 in Writing

At 1/15/26 06:57 PM, art-dude wrote:
At 1/15/26 05:17 PM, Pulpatious wrote:I’ve never shared any of my writing before, so sorry if it’s dookie

The Sun’s gentle dance /
ballet of soft light on leaves /
Komorebi, peace

”sluuuurp”

That's the prettiest
haiku I have ever read
in quite a long time


Word! You can write!

You inspire and delight!

Pulpatious! Aye.

Response to: Jabun's Music & Patreon Thread Posted January 15th, 2026 in Audio

The hype's a spreading! :D


Cool to see the promo pages, and all the YT stuff lately of course. Time really is flying; grand debut just around the corner now!!! By the time of the next post here...

Response to: Best of December 2025! Posted January 15th, 2026 in NG News

Congrats to the winners!


What a month; what a good way to end the year! The Suction Cup Man ep in particular was just flawless, but so much good stuff overall... great collabs too.


At 1/14/26 12:08 PM, Aalasteir wrote:Our album got a spot!


And HELL YEAH! :D

Response to: Wi/Ht? level up! Lounge Posted January 15th, 2026 in Where is / How to / Help!

307,000 B/P


At 1/14/26 06:10 AM, Christopher wrote:14th account anniversary today & 122,000 B/P.


Congrats and Happy Anniversary man! 🎉


At 1/15/26 07:29 AM, Edeshye wrote:Level 42! Almost there!!


Whoop! That's a good one!

Response to: A Haiku a Day Posted January 14th, 2026 in Writing

At 1/14/26 02:09 AM, art-dude wrote:
At 1/13/26 12:16 PM, Cyberdevil wrote:Dipped my head in a
Mountain of frozen water!
Refreshing dip

Just your head, or whole
body? This must be why they
call it Mountain Dew.


I think I need, too

Dip my head in Mountain Dew!

Inspirational


Just my head, though.
Response to: Top entries from 01/12/2026! Posted January 14th, 2026 in P-bot's Postings

Congrats to the winners!

Response to: Top entries from 01/13/2026! Posted January 14th, 2026 in P-bot's Postings

Congrats to the winners!

Response to: A Haiku a Day Posted January 13th, 2026 in Writing

Dipped my head in a

Mountain of frozen water!

Refreshing dip

Response to: Wi/Ht? level up! Lounge Posted January 13th, 2026 in Where is / How to / Help!

At 1/13/26 08:40 AM, ShangXian wrote:
At 1/12/26 04:54 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:67,000 EXP

Damn, now that I know the meaning of 6 7 I can't unsee it now XD
but congratulations nonetheless. Soon you will reach the sacred number if you know what I mean :))))


It took me a moment before I realized why everyone was laughing at my accomplishment! XD


67,676 up next hmm... or wait maybe you mean that other; more notable number a couple thousand up? :P I am looking forward to that one!


Thanks!

Response to: Top entries from 01/10/2026! Posted January 13th, 2026 in P-bot's Postings

At 1/11/26 11:56 PM, attakid wrote:what is this a sport? haha


Everything you can winnis isnit? ;)


Congrats to the winners!

Response to: Top entries from 01/11/2026! Posted January 13th, 2026 in P-bot's Postings

Congrats y'all!

Response to: A Haiku a Day Posted January 12th, 2026 in Writing

These cold winter days

Make inner warmth radiate

So much warmer! Stay

Response to: Wi/Ht? level up! Lounge Posted January 12th, 2026 in Where is / How to / Help!

67,000 EXP

Response to: Wi/Ht? level up! Lounge Posted January 10th, 2026 in Where is / How to / Help!

At 1/10/26 06:25 PM, Quisty wrote:I mean, it's entirely my fault he is, but I have my own life and he doesn't like that.


I hope you don't blame yourself though in any way... whatever the reason it is his choice after all.


I hope it's not a goodbye out of spite either for that matter....


Regardless, it's nice that people say goodbye back.


Indeed... he really has been a special presence around here. Good memories. Good times. A large legacy he leaves behind...

Response to: A Haiku a Day Posted January 10th, 2026 in Writing

A new place tonight...

Cozy, but unfamiliar

I hope for good sleep

Response to: Top entries from 05/06/2024! Posted January 10th, 2026 in P-bot's Postings

At 1/9/26 07:06 PM, MetaMike wrote:I was happy to be mentioned in any capacity, happy to hear from all of you over a year later! lol sorry for blowing up everyone’s notifications with my first response. Didn’t think it would do that
At 1/9/26 06:34 PM, MayaLaCookie wrote:Ohh wait lmao I get it, maybe lol, I was just happy to be a runner up


Well I'm just happy everyone's happy here! XD


May next time y'all both respectively get #1!

Response to: Top entries from 01/09/2026! Posted January 10th, 2026 in P-bot's Postings

At 1/10/26 12:09 AM, alsoknownas1 wrote:Why you always say congratulations to all today's winners? Cause the peoples, they chose them.


Hells yeah! And cause they won! And each day is thus a joyous and celebratory occasion that requires certain affirmation and validation for those who managed to awe entertain or stun!


Each day there can only be five, so let us keep Congratulating the winners as long as we're able and alive! 🔥


Congrats y'all!


Good picks today too.

Response to: Wi/Ht? level up! Lounge Posted January 9th, 2026 in Where is / How to / Help!

At 12/31/25 02:51 PM, BlakeTakesCake wrote:Final stats of 2025 (also including my other stats because why not). Ending the year at level 28 and private first class rank. In the top 2.5K B/P now! Happy new year everybody!


Not a bad way to end the year!


At 1/1/26 10:13 AM, BlueMonday1984 wrote:Starting 2026 off with a lot of reviews written:


1 2 3... that's how you start things right! :D Nice.


58K saves reached.


Congrats!


At 12/30/25 01:38 PM, LOLAccount85 wrote:I Got Safety Patrol! Yay!
I Got Police Officer! Yay!
I Got Police Sergeant! Yay!


Congrats x3! Moving up quick!


At 1/1/26 10:31 AM, Christopher wrote:121,000 B/P.


Congrats Christopher!


At 1/1/26 11:12 AM, GlitchingGhost wrote:I didn't reach level 25 before the next year...


Paradoxically, I think you still will reach 25 before the next year! ;)


Ganbatte GG!


290+ saves! Getting closer to 300!


And Congrats! 👍✨


At 1/8/26 01:55 PM, Urichov wrote:XP Rank 777


Nice!

Response to: Top entries from 05/06/2024! Posted January 9th, 2026 in P-bot's Postings

At 1/9/26 01:51 AM, MetaMike wrote:bruh why would I say this.. lmao
At 5/7/24 01:42 AM, MetaMike wrote:I’m sorry, but I SHOULDN'T BE 5th!!! I should be 1st!!!!
At 5/7/24 01:16 AM, MayaLaCookie wrote:NO WAY I'M IN 6TH PLACE. CONGRATS TO THE WINNERS


Forgot to add in an actual message along with the quote? XD


It happens!


The initial humility too hmm... of course what you were saying there was probably if you hadn't been #5 then Maya definitely would've snagged that spot too right? #1 for optimum interchangeability on remaining four spots for runner up positions!
Response to: Top entries from 01/08/2026! Posted January 9th, 2026 in P-bot's Postings

Whoop, good stuff; good people in the Top 5!


Congrats to the winners!

Response to: Wi/Ht? level up! Lounge Posted January 9th, 2026 in Where is / How to / Help!

At 1/8/26 05:07 PM, Quisty wrote:Our review king is leaving us @xwaynecoltx said goodbye on his news :(


Nooooo...


Thanks for the notice though, shall check in; see what's been written...

Response to: A Haiku a Day Posted January 9th, 2026 in Writing

Sipping a cup of...

*whatever wakes me today!*

Cardamom coffee

Response to: Wi/Ht? level up! Lounge Posted January 8th, 2026 in Where is / How to / Help!

272,000 Saves